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said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'
i blew one that was a little bit lumpy
hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l
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Ugh! I can't believe you're eating lumpy white death with your sandwich!
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To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>
A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,
Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.
prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
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Teddy SJ is quite the character he absolutely reeks of body odor and crap if you walk past him a sensation of Body oder will surround you. Teddy also fucks so often his dick is hanging on by a thread that could snap any minute.
Teddy is also a demon man spreader he will push you away allowing the scent of his severed genitals to spread across the room.
Henry known: have you seen Teddy SJ lumpy today
Nugget: no and i hope i don't he sends a wave of diarrhea across the room
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When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy
NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy
Shit gravy that your friend made and poured on her shitty mash potato and sweed, and also opens up a can of soup and grates cheese and puts butter in the soup and eats it cold, then finally she gets decimated by Prison warden BIG BOI BILL and his massive cannon while contemplating whether your accident was your fault and if you require compensation
Lumpy Gravy, cold soup...no
1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.
Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"
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