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hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.
john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete
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A smelly bunch of malcontent teenagers and/or college kids wearing sweaty, ass-scented wool and polyester uniforms running around a football field in silly, often phallic formations, tooting horns and making stupid jokes about fingerings and positions. No one thats anyone likes marching band, and anyone that says they do doesn't have a life.
When in the marching band of Nathan Bedford Forrest High, George W. Bush did lines of coke off the slutty colorguard girls' asses.
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The worst thing that ever happened to life.
aka: death
"I hate marching band so much it makes me want to puke"-Cassie
"Well we hate it so much that we want to die" -Meghan and Jackie
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it sucks. i was in it for four years. It takes up all your damn time and all the girls are fat and disgusting and annoying. not "hot".
laaame
Man, that girl looks like a straight up mule!!
yeah, she's in marching band.
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An activity for people to weak or to much of a baby for normal sports teams. In other words an activity for the physically challenged.
That marching band is full of wanna be athletes
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Marching Band is where fat slobs or guys who are built like twigs go to blow air through metal and bitch about how hard their 10 yard sprints are. You are not an athlete, you are a performer.
Twig/Slob: Marching Band was so hard today, we had to blow air through metal for about an hour and we only got a two hour break.
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