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The Blue Martini – This is the blue toilet bowl cleaner found inside your toilet bowl. This Blue Martini is served best shaken and not stirred. The Dirty Blue Martini is a shit left overnight inside you toilet bowl, however it is served best chilled and stirred not shaken….
Kim invited several of her co-workers that she couldn’t stand. While her co-workers were outside, Kim came inside to mix them up a nice blue martini. Kim went into her cabinets grabbed several martini glasses and proceeded to the bathroom where she dunked the glasses in the toilet bowl. Bottoms up
The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
The fish came back to life after the dry martini.
When a man urinates, deficates, and vomits in his partners mouth, then she/he gives the man a blowjob with the mush inside their mouth, the penis, acts as a stirrer.
Dude i got her to let me do the Brown Martini
any anti-anxiety pill like xanax, valium, lorazepam etc.
"marissa was stressin me out so bad yesterday, i had to pop a couple martini pills just to put up with that fuckin psycho"
The genital fluids and emissions released during sex.
I fucked her until she was dripping with pornstar martini.
taking a shot of voka followed by a shot of pickle juice.
I got extremely drunk last night drinking redneck martinis.
A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.
1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice
Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.
Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???