blue martini

The Blue Martini – This is the blue toilet bowl cleaner found inside your toilet bowl. This Blue Martini is served best shaken and not stirred. The Dirty Blue Martini is a shit left overnight inside you toilet bowl, however it is served best chilled and stirred not shaken….

Kim invited several of her co-workers that she couldn’t stand. While her co-workers were outside, Kim came inside to mix them up a nice blue martini. Kim went into her cabinets grabbed several martini glasses and proceeded to the bathroom where she dunked the glasses in the toilet bowl. Bottoms up

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Dry Martini

The act of performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

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Brown Martini

When a man urinates, deficates, and vomits in his partners mouth, then she/he gives the man a blowjob with the mush inside their mouth, the penis, acts as a stirrer.

Dude i got her to let me do the Brown Martini

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martini pill

any anti-anxiety pill like xanax, valium, lorazepam etc.

"marissa was stressin me out so bad yesterday, i had to pop a couple martini pills just to put up with that fuckin psycho"

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pornstar martini

The genital fluids and emissions released during sex.

I fucked her until she was dripping with pornstar martini.

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redneck martini

taking a shot of voka followed by a shot of pickle juice.

I got extremely drunk last night drinking redneck martinis.

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Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???

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