Massive NRG

The possession of vitality and great force, usually reserved for sex and high-fives.

Guy: dude, I just gave Terry some of my massive NRG and she was pantin on da floor
Friend: dude that was so wicked, now give me some of dat massive NRG!

Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.

Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?

massive dog

to drink

I like massive dog coke

honiton massive

a group of lads that hang outside the volly - taking ease and shagging threes. sniffing lines and shagging nines. wear an adidas tracksuit.

I met these guys at the volly, they were certainly part of Honiton massive

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

massive piss

when you take an absolutely humongous piss. just so huge and thorough. like totally giant and stuff.

just took a massive piss, dni

Massive dent

basically when something or someone is letting you down big time.

Chris: "Are you coming with us today danny?"

Danny: "Nope sorry guys, i'm with my girl."

Chris: "Oh MASSIVE DENT."