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when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
Penis.
She likes my mayonnaisse
She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.
When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.
She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"
Oh, yes, Richard. Pour your voodoo mayonnaise all over my face.
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Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.
synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.
Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.
When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.
"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"
"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"
A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!