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when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass
The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.
When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.
She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"
Penis.
She likes my mayonnaisse
She wants my mayonnaise pen in or around her mouth.
Oh, yes, Richard. Pour your voodoo mayonnaise all over my face.
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Any gay male who specifically prefers to date/hook up with caucasian men.
synonym: "Potato Queen", which is defined as an Asian male homosexual who prefers caucasian male homosexuals.
Hey what about that Asian guy over there?
Nah, I only like white boys.
You're such a mayonnaise queen.
When a nasty girl with a fishy vag has irregular discharge.
"You need to change your underwear they are covered in fish mayonnaise!"
"Do you need a vagasil wipe for your fish mayonnaise?"
A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!