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My mom is the bestest freind till I die or maybe even when I'm dead
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The person who cares for you no matter what you do. the one that loves you unconditionally sense the first day they saw and met you. Your mom is someone who puts you before themselves no matter what and will always listen cause your mom can make anything better. She makes you home baked cookies when its cold in the winter and sweet tea in the summer. She occasionally embarrasses you cause thats what shes supposed to do, but sometimes you get a really cool mom! Your mom is the best lady in the world.
Do you know Julias mom?
Yeah, shes so cool i wish she was my mom!
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Some asshole bitch that lives in your house who is just a waste of space.
Hey man my mom is such a fat ass bitch
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when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.
"yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me".
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The person who got fucked to have you
My mom got fucked to make me.
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the abbreviation for "Made of Money"
Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"
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