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I have a monkey in my pants.
Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!
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a condition in which dreams often get confused with reality, as the emotions are stronger in the dreams than in real life and thinking that things which happened in dreams happened in this reality
not to be confused with mock-etherealism, mono-etherealism is different and a condition which should be diagnosed!
Just a lonely guy or gal that has sex with himself.
Dude 1:dude where were you i could not find you at the strip club
Dude 2: soz bro i was fucking my-self you know just being a Mono-sexual
A person who is prone to having a single channel, narrow view or perception, often to suit their own circumstances or belief system. A person lacking in the skill of holding an objective view.
He is a political mono viewer
A compliment directed towards oneself. Can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or cocky. Used by only the most amazing individuals.
"so I said to my self, self you are truly amazing."
"If I was any more amazing I would be God."
"I wake up in the morning not feeling like P.Diddy."
Person 1: "I am so amazing."
Person 2: "If it wasn't for mono compliments you wouldn't get any."
A Vagina that caries on round all the way to connect with the anus.
"her mono-fanny is big enough to engulf my head'