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A kind of thick-skulled guy, not too ambitious, usually was a jock in high school but not a terribly talented one. He has drinking plans every night, calls everyone "buddy" and "big guy."
So then Dan -- he's this big mook -- came up to me and was like, "hey there big guy!"
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Noun. A dumb male, typically young (18-30) and from the Northeast. Ignorant and garish, mooks are easily defined by one of a dozen characteristics listed in the examples below. Typically from Long Island or Northern New Jersey, mooks have spread into NYC, southern NJ, philly and boston. The capital of the mook world is the jersey shore in summer with spillover into atlantic city. Yankee stadium is (unfortunately) another cesspool of mooks. If you see a mook do not approach him, they are irrational and prone to violence. Simply observe from a distance, they are loud, you will not miss anything. If they approach you use simple generic phrases like "you see the game last night" or "im good bro" or "yeah ill be down at the shore this weekend" to dismiss them.
Other known names-
Benny or Bennie (bayonne, elizabeth, newark, new york)
Meathead
Ape
Gorilla
yellow tag (refering to NJ license plates)
631'r (long island area code)
hair gel
fake tans
Steriod use
Loudmouths- typically at sporting events and bars but not limited to these places (jersey shore, atlantic city, cheesey nightclubs, etc) The louder the place, the louder they get.
They love to fight- even without steriods
Baseball cap or visor in orientation other than straight forward
Italian (predominant but not exclusive)
Racist (towards everyone but themselves)
Man sluts- they will try to sleep with anything, especially skanks, mooks love skanks
Popped collars- especially on a pink polo shirt
Ed hardy Shirts/Affliction Shirts- A new craze amongst mooks
Striped Armani Club shirt- No mook is complete without their club shirt
Single letter gestures of communication; A- pronounced "eehhyyy"; O- Pronouced "ooohhhh"
Inflated sense of self worth- yes mooks think they are the greatest and everyone should love them
Leased 2 door BMW in black or white- Mooks may live with their parents but will still lease a BMW
Affinity for cheap beer- Mooks have no class and prefer the cheapest swill available. Most mooks also drink way too much.
There are many more but this should suffice if defining a mook. Remember these are bad people and should be avoided at all costs
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When you wear shorts with a velcro fly (ie boardshorts) and your pubic hair gets stuck. It hurts like a bitch
Fuck! Check out these mooks! My fucking pubic hair is stuck in this mook!
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Muslim gook
It was a st dominic's slag form pertaining to any south east asian muslim, usually identified by their very funny headgear!
There are too many MOOKS in indonesia!
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Slang used for the drug Ecstasy. The slang began in Northern New Jersey and managed to spread spiratically throughout the east coast all the way to the southern tip of Florida. Can also be used to describe the high from taking the drug Ecstasy.
Damn John just popped 3 of those mooks and he's mookin' his ass off!
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A cross between a magazine and a book.
A Mook is not as disposable as a magazine, but not as large as a book.
You treasure a mook - you dispose of a magazine.
You collect mooks - you throw magazines away.
You poor over the content in a mook - you scan through magazines.
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A rather plump yet delicious looking Vagina, In it's clothed form a Mook might also be referred to as Cameltoe. Mooks are commonly found on petite young females around age 18/19.
Yeah that girls vag looked alrite, But check out the mook on this bitch! I would eat that like a big ole' greasy cheeseburger.
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