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When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!
I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method
When eating an asshole and they fart
That bitch gave me a funky muffler
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Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.
I couldn't stop queefing so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.
When you shove your dick into a muffler of a running car and let the exhaust go into your the hole in your penis.
One time I had my side hoe perform a dick muffler on me and my dick was brownish black and throbbing for the next week or two
when a man cups a womans vagina with his mouth prior to her queefing in order to muffle the noise.
last night at the party i had to act as a twat muffler for my wife in the bathroom because she was afraid people would hear her queef.
When a woman's vagina is making a farting noise during sex.
that girl you boned last night had a noisy muffler, I could hear her from the living room!
Giving a rim job to some one that still has shit on their ass.
Did you see Stevie Wonder at the Democratic National Convention? He totally gave someone a Rusty Muffler.
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