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If I was your girlfriend, would you remember
To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?
Hey hey, when I was your man
If I was your best friend, would you let me
Take care of you and do all the things that only a best friend can?
Oh, only best friends can
If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you
I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?
Not that you're helpless
But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
If I was your one and only friend
Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me, yeah
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be, please
If I was your girlfriend
Would you let me wash your hair?
Could I make you breakfast sometime?
Well then, could we just hang out
I mean, could we go to a movie and cry together?
'Cause to me baby, that would be so fine
Baby, can I dress you
I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?
Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless
But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
Sugar, do you know what I'm saying to you this evening?
Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered
But I, I said I want to be all of the things you are to me
Surely, surely you can see
Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room
Just because you want to undress?
We don't have to make children to make love
And we don't have to make love to have an orgasm
Your body's what I'm all about
Can I see it?
I'll show you
Why not? You can do it because I'm your friend
I'd do it for you
Of course I'd undress in front of you
And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make you see that it's cool?
Can't you just trust me?
If I was your girlfriend, you could
Oh yeah, I think so
Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet
Would that get you off?
Tell me what will
If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me?
Would you let me see you naked then?
Would you let me give you a bath?
Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh
And would you, would you let me kiss you there
You know, down there where it counts
I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce
And then I'll hold you tight and hold you long
And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try to imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try
Roger Nelson
Rhyming slang for piddle. The act of taking a piss.
"Now you're trying to run my life again ain't you Del? Well,
if I let you get away with it this time I won't be able to go for a Nelson Riddle without you giving me a blueprint." (Rodney in "Only Fools And Horses" in Series 2, Episode 1: "The Long Legs of the Law")
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Blackfishing pig who is a bad bad boyyyy
Jesy Nelson: Bad boy my recipeโฆ
Jingle Bell Ball, are you ready!!!??
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jesy nelson is a blackfishing fad. she was once part of the girl group little mix but she tanked too hard and had to leave, but she got jealous and stole leigh-anne's race and man. she made the song boyz with nicki minaj, but it tanked and unfortunately jesy spread the freefalling curse to her. she is now broke from spending all her money on spray tan.
did you see jesy nelson's new selfie? I can't believe she's white.
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A weinerbutt nelson is a person that creeps in your room for short periods of time and is not officially part of your crew yet. Weinerbutt nelson is also when you get fucked in mario kart by stray greens, your own reds, and other miscellaneous bull shit.
Weinerbutt nelson can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Can also be abbreviated weinerbutt.
Quit weinerbutting around.
I just weinerbutted all over your face.
Andy Collins is a huge weinerbutt nelson.
That stray green just weinerbutted the shit out of my bitch ass.
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The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.
Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."
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Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.
It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.
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