Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.
Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.
Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!
You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu
A shower tap with a sprinkler nozzle. Efficacious in reducing water usage. Nozzle apertures are set far apart to reduce aperture to surface area ratio. Also comes with adjustable nozzle head as well as aperture size. Excellent for large families.
A sprinkler nozzle is people friendly, water friendly and gives a good needle massage on the back
Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.
Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.
Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.
A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.
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