Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.
Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.
Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!
You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu
a bucket like watering can.
hey Clay can u pass the nozzle bucket, i need to wash the floors?
Another name for your mouth. But used in reference to excessive vomiting.
Make sure and point your vomit nozzle down wind if you feel the urge to yak.
Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.
A nozzle that sprays natty light, the doucheyest beverage known to man.
Hey bro, poor me one from the douche nozzle.