um ow

What justin bieber says when he gets hit with a water bottle.

Bieber: I love you guys
*gets hit*
Bieber: um ow.
kik

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come here ow

Starts with "Come here" and ends with "Ow"

"What starts with come here and ends with ow?"
"What?"
"Come here"
*punch*
"Owww!"

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Ow my god

When you're in pain but also like omg wtf is happening rn

'Ow my god, I've got lime in my eye'

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chick-fell-ow

a transgendered who enjoys milkshakes from Chick-fil-a

after attending the local LGBT meeting, enjoying a milkshake from Chick-fil-a was a hidden secret treat for the chick-fell-ow

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Julio owes me money

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

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I owe you one

An expression used to imply that one good deed done will be reciprocated

Thank you for getting the work done while I was away, I owe you one.

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ow! my most of me!

A phrased used by What's Her Face in Issue 8 of the Teen Girl Squad. Can be used on peaceful message boards, like the one at Snopes.com, to indicate pain.

User #1: And she got whacked in the head by Justin Timberlake.
User #2: "Ow! My most of me!"

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