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The day that Osama left his cave and was shot in the head
May 1st- Osama Day
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Notti osama is the most finest baby boy you will ever meet. Notti will make u so wet u would think you pissed yourself. He will fuck The shit out of you if you ever try playin with him. Notti is the most loyalist person you will ever meet he’s a keeper
Notti osama
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When a senior citizen that is bed-ridden and not supposed to be alive manages to dissapear from wherever they are regardless of the fact there is a 30 pound machine hooked up to their ass that keeps them from drowning in their own lungs and cant be found by ANYBODY.
God dammit!!! grandpa pulled an osama last night and no one can find him! He took the hemodialysis machine with him too!!
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When you say "allahu akbar" before you put a bomb in your condom, then when you cum you let the bomb loose.
Also the sex is only halal, which means you can't fuck a pig (only restriction).
"Baby I'm about to rupture your asshole cause I'm doing a Dirty Osama"
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Manhattan, New York City. Origin found in mainstream belief that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the attack on the world trade center, in 2001
Joba: I stay the fuck offf osama island nowadays!
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The act of having sex with a woman who is on her period and then ejaculating into her left eye.
Julie was kind of drunk and horny and made me do her last night even though she was on the rag. So I gave her a Bloody Osama!
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The greatest player of hide and seek the world has ever known, rivalled only by Wally/Waldo.
Where, where, where, where's Osama?
Let's play hide and seek, just like Osama Bin Laden does for a living!
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