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1.An imaginary necklace worn by males displaying stereotypical female character traits. A potent, invisible talisman that can can only be removed by consuming a cement sandwich.
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2.An imaginary necklace bestowed upon the sole male attendee of a 'Girls night out ". Again, a potent talisman that can lead to the wearer being paid the compliment of presumed gayness.
1. John is flatting with Henry. John has broken up with his girlfriend. John has just spent half of his savings on clothes and shoes that don't fit him,consumed a chocolate cake, gone to the gym for the second time since he joined two years ago and has had a fight with Henry after asking him if he will be home before midnight. John is wearing an ovary necklace.
2. Sebastian and Penelope have been best friends since nursery school. Sebastian has been invited to Penelope's hens night. Sebastian presumed he may get lucky with one of Penelope's friends. Sebastian was wrong as Penelope has secretly let them know she may/may not snog him on her last night as a single woman. Sebastian became privy to conversation usually reserved for the sole knowledge of the female friends. Seeing Sebastian with so many lovely women and not "with" any of them, onlookers throughout the evening presumed he was gay.
Sebastian had been given an ovary necklace.
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Derived from a women’s tendency to “overreact” to small insignificant events. An Ovary reaction is the same as overreaction. But is limited to females, hence the “Ovary”.
She was so angry that I left out the pizza cutter; she shoved it in my briefcase before I went work. Talk about an ovary reaction.
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Similar to when a guy experiences blue balling, but for a girl.
(Jill to Jan) "My boyfriend got a call to go work last night while we were making out. I was blue ovarying like crazy."
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A slang term for the pill. Because the pill will "punch" the ovaries so they no longer work
I don't use condoms, I just use the old ovary punch.
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A term used by women when they have an advantage over boys.Craeted by Gabrielle F. and Danielle S.
Gabby and Danni walk in to a movie theater carrying a big black purse filled with discount candy from Price Busters.
Ticket checker: Hey can you leave that bag out here? It's a little big and well, um... My boss thinks thats how people smuggle in candy and snacks.
Gabby: So what your telling me is, just because i have a purse on means im sneaking in food?
Ticket Checker: Well thats what my-
Danni: She is on here Friggin' period! How dare you! Do you know how terribe that is? No! You dont! Because you have a PENIS!
Ticket Checker: Look Im sorry!
Gabby: The Damage is done!*She fake cries and walks in to the lobby with danni behind her.*
Danni: Hey gabby are you hungry?
Gabby: Ya! Are you?
Danni: Ya! Hand me some of these BK burgers and the snkickers we got before coming in here.
*Gabby reaches into her bag and pulls out the goods. The ticket checkers looks at them dumbfounded.*
Ticket Checker: Hey! Um.... Well- You uh... NO OUTSIDE FOOD!
Gabby: Their for my CRAMPS! Can you be anymore insensitive?!*she fake cries again, and takes of running to screening room 12, danni is right beside her.*
Danni: Works everytime!
Gabby and danni both yell: POWER OF OVARIES!
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the opposite of the psychological term penis envy.
its when men get a moody time of the month as if they were on their periods. aka ovary envy.
girl 1: omg why is james so moody this week
girl 2: he has ovary envy
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A phrase one might use while watching something extremely cutesy.
Such as:
- chick flick
- small animals
- babies
-mushy scene comes on in a movie-
Girl 1: Awwh! OHEMGEE so cute! :3
Girl 2: I know right?? There go the ovaries!
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