When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.
"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."
Noun. A low hanging clitoris visible when one is standing naked.
I knew Nicole was a slut when I was able to flick her dangling oyster from across the room.
A particularly mucus filled mass of chewing tobacco spit.
Goshen Oyster derives its name from Goshen (a town noted for high rates of white trash users of mouth tobacco) and the appearance of dark black spit produced from said tobacco mixed with thick mucus (or "lung butter") which is then spat onto the ground and resembles a cooked oyster.
I stepped in a Goshen Oyster while walking from my trailer to the Speedway for some Keystone.
The act of performing oral sex on a female.
"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"
The female genitalia, expelling air after intense oral sex during orgssm, making a sqeaking or queefing sound.
I went down on her so good and so long that I made that noisy oyster sing!
a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.
"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"
When you exert shame on a friend, loved-one, or colleague for consuming too many oysters.
typically an act performed by an out-of-date misogynic male with no respect for a woman's love of shellfish.
A: Julia, how many oysters did you eat?
B: Don't oyster-shame her, let her do what she wants.