A sex act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one participant's anus thus making him/her the "picnic basket". Everyone then proceeds to have sex, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a grassy hill. After the group orgasm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.
*Note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your ass and masturbating does not count.
"Jill and I were planning our own little Forbidden Picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our Picnic all the better."
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To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.
She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.
When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.
Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.
When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.
"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."
When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
It's when you're laying on a picnic cloth while going down on her and occasionally taking a bite of your favorite summer time food
-Greetings tony! How was that picnic clit?
- Yo dawg, it was tight I got to eat her out and my Bologna sandwich
a picnic filled with weed and snacks and laughter and joy with your friends under any weather
"dude, let's have a reefer picnic"
"okay, you bring the snacks, i'll bring the green"