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Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.
Pirates still exist in the 21st century. Honest!
Upon reaching the point of orgasm a man must ejaculate in the girls eye, kick her in the shin, and place a parrot (real or fake) on her shoulder. Then watch as the one-eyed, one legged, parrot wielding female hobbles around as if imitating a pirate.
Wow, my shin is really sore and eye is really itchy becuz my boyfriend PIRATIZED me last night.
While a man and woman are having sex, the man kicks the woman in the shin and cums in her eye. Causing her to wear an eyepatch
Jenny why are you wearing an eyepatch? This guy I fucked last night tried out this weird sex position called the Pirate.
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When proceeded with anal sex, the man will spit on his partners back giving the other the illusion that he has come. As the other turns around the man proceeds to shot the cum into his partners eye and then kick them in the knee so they hop around the room on one foot screaming "Arrr! Arrrr!"
1) Last night my boyfirend pirated me.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.
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a) a certain robbin hood of the seas.
b) most commonly attributed by certain physical deformities including but not limited to missing leg, hand, eye etc.,
c) inclusive of one loyal pet animal often found perched on ones shoudler (i.e. parrot; monkey).
d) one in search of booty
(on a boat)
are we being attacked by hijackers?
out here, we call them pirates.
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Uber Creatures that are above meer humans.
Equal to ninjas in all things including super ability's and prowess.
Worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Better then Joe Kuyper
Joe: Man Matt is such an awsome pirate
Leo: Ryans such a Ninja
Aaron: Their so much better then me
Dejay:I am not worthy to be near a Pirate like Matt or a Ninja like Ryan, cause I am gay
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Filipinos, Panas(Native in flip), People from the Philippines
Scene: Korean Restaurant
Actors: Mint, Bra, and Garden
Mint: Look at those dirty pirates behind us
Bra: there are some in front of us too
Garden: we're surrounded by pirates, i hope we don't get boarded.
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