It’s a penis and a coochie just how a coochie is flat so boys have that same flat part before getting to the penis so “Poochie”
“Ouuu child i see your poochie!”
If you put the two words “penis” and “coochie” together, you’d get poochie. This is the male version of a coochie.
His poochie, the area between his anus and balls, was splattered with shit after the explosive diarrhea he had from eating a Taco Bell fat ass pack at 3 in the morning.
When you’re feeling pretty and horny
Samantha was poochie last night
An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.
Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf
Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
the roblox username of a true roblox icon.
also sometimes an endearing nickname.
“i love u my pookie poochie”
“stoppp u literally put the pookie in poochie for me bbg don’t even”
when a female's belly hang over their poochie
she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch