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Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
Another version for 'your mom'
A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "
a hungry pterodactyl is a screeching pterodactyl that is always hungry. usually just a kanika.
kanika: *screeches* im so hungry
me: youre a hungry pterodactyl
When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
Pterodactyl Syndrome includes:
Coughing
Turning into a pterodactyl
spitting
Making creepy noises randomly
Screaming
If you are unsure that you have Pterodactyl Syndrome, call your doctor to make sure that you have
*Example of Pterodactyl Syndrome shown in the following gif*
"Oh my god, I have Pterodactyl Syndrome!"
This word is a state that represents the beastly being your significant other turns into when they are hungry and you don't feed them in an appropriate amount of time. This is characterized by a change in mood to include a shift from pleasant to irrationally irritable. Note: foaming at the mouth is a distinct possibility and at this point you should approach with caution. Note 2: this state can be rectified to normal homeostasis by feeding the pterodactyl.
I can tell it's time to get some dinner, she's turning into a pterodactyl.
The dramatic and uncontrollable act of crapping and puking at the same time. The sounds, the motion of the head and neck as well as the flapping of the arms during this reaction resemble that of the prehistoric flying dinoasaur.
That stomach flu is vicious, I just pterdoactlyed all over the bathroom.
Ah, sweetie look at that little boy doing the pterodactyl.