Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.

I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.

quake master

(See 'Stephen Hawking')

Stephen Hawking is the fucking quake master.

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quake 3

1) Code word for porn, since porn is usually kept in the Quake 3 folder.
2) Less common: A first person shooter

"Dude, ur quake 3 folder is HUGE!"

"Lets watch some quake 3"

Guy 1: "Let's watch some quake 3 together"
Guy 2: "No ur gay, I only watch quake 3 alone"

Less common: "Quake 3 is such a cool game! We should LAN sometime!"

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quake news

updates on earthquakes.

We live on the San Andreas fault, so we check the quake news quite frequently.

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quake shake

no strain on NHS handicap budget

man with no hands get help from quake shake at the end
of a piss

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The Quake is a lie

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.

Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"

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Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

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