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A show created in 1993 by Haim Saban, but with roots (and suits, stories, footage, etc.) from the Super Sentai franchise. The basic premise is like so: evil warlord/ witch/ Machine Empire/ empress/ squid/ demon/ mutant/ psychopath/ exiled ninja/ failed science experiment/ alien emperor sends down monster, heroes (5 or 6 usually) kill monster, monster grows, heroes jump into zords, kill monster again, repeat. Add tortured souls and their backstories for flavor.
It's Morphin' Time! lightning bolt Dragonzord! Mastadon! Pteradactyl! Sabertoothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! zoom in on Red Ranger helmet stock footage, zoom out to reveal... POWER RANGERS!
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An old flamer, usually in his mid to late 50's who keeps a close eye on the male rump. No one is safe from this guy, and he has a really bad case of "wandering hands." This term is derived from polish and/or irish background, and members of the Bonior family earned the name, which is why it is common today.
HEY, watch it! Don't let your wandering hands get anywhere near my ass! I hear the castro district is common mating grounds for Rump-Rangers
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Military slang for saline solution administered rectally. This is usually done when medics are unable to find a suitable vein. So named because the Army Rangers are notorious for enjoying rimjobs and other ass play.
That fat turd was drunk and puked all over the medics, so they gave him a Ranger IV and took photos.
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A great American rock band from the 80's formed in San Fransisco. Featuring guitarists Brad Gillis, formerly of Ozzy Osbourne, and Jeff Watson. Some of their biggest hits include "Sister Christian", "(You Can Still) Rock In America", "When You Close Your Eyes", and "Don't Tell Me You Love Me." Their frontman Jack Blades went on to form Damn Yankees with Styx's Tommy Shaw and Ted Nugent.
Person A: "Damn, that song is awesome! Who does it?"
Person B: "Night Ranger"
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1. One of the original Power Ranger that stole all of the red rangers glory beacuse of his gay long hair and pretty boy looks.
2. A member of an evil party known as the BNP
1. Wow the red ranger is kicking ass do you think he'll beat Rita Repulsa?...oh wait here comes the white ranger to steel all of the red rangers glory, what a cunt.
2. The asians in the local village were peacfully living their lives, until the BNP gained two seats in the European elections. The BNP are cunts.
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A 64 day U.S. Army school in Ft. Benning, Ga. that teaches infantry tactics in harsh conditions. Soldiers are rotated through a series of squad positions in varying phases. It is considered the Army's best leadership school. Upon graduating Ranger School a soldier/sailor/marine receives a "Ranger Tab" and his "Victor Qualification" (a MOS identifier), and returns back to his unit.
SIDE NOTE: There is a huge misconception that Ranger School makes a participant a Army Ranger. This is false. Actual Rangers serve in the 75th Ranger Regiment (1st,2nd,3rd Battalions), and attend Ranger School as merely one of the requirements in order to be in their Ranger Battalion.
Bar patron: "Are you in the military?"
Ranger: "Yup."
Bar Patron: "I'm a Ranger. I was in for four years."
Ranger: "Cool, what battalion?"
Bar Patron: "The 82nd airborne."
Ranger: "Umm, how the fuck are you a Ranger then? I'm in 2nd Ranger Battalion, and have lost friends doing what what real Rangers do."
Bar Patron: "Well, I went to Ranger School.... I was victor qualified in the regular army."
Ranger: "Pfft. The tab is 64 day training event, the Scroll is a way of life."
Ranger School sucks. It is a gut check that gives you little rest or food while performing patrols, for long durations. But if you think thats hard try being in Ranger Regiment, where soldiers actually perform the special operations combat mission and train year round.
Soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen can all attend Ranger School. It is open to all branches of services.
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When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)
Joe: have you tried a cum ranger
Jamaal: cum