Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

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any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

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nuts on the road

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.

Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!

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a bump in the road

a small problem that can be solved.

Misunderstanding was just a bump in the road on the way to success.

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road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

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wessagussett road

A road going through North Weymouth Massachusetts named after an Indian Chief from the area.

The City of Weymouth's original name was "Wessagussett"

An interesting feature of the road is most of the streets that intersect off of it are named after Indians from the 1600s.

The area is located on the Fore River which is part of the Boston Harbor.

This road and the streets off of it are home to some of the most "Hard nosed people" in Metro-Boston. These neighborhoods are the neighborhoods that has given the whole city a tough image.
Chances are if you grew up in the Wessagussett road area, you grew up fighting.
Mostly Irish from the Old Country and from Southie and Dot.

These neighborhoods are the most congested of the city.

The heroin problem started in this area back in the early 70s.

Walk in any bar in the country with guys from here and you won't have much to worry about.

I don't want to watch the fireworks near Wessagussett Road.

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Road Win

When one takes care of number two outside of the friendly confines of the home bathroom- usually at work, a sporting event, a party, or a public bathroom.

I was bummed to have traveled to see my team get their asses handed to them, but after the halftime stop at the loge level bathroom, I felt like I came away with a solid road win.

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