A Zeus-like character who is a BEAST at anything created by man or God. A total Chick magnet because of his dead sexiness, body of Hercules, and the personality of TWO angels. Perfect.
Betty: Hey did you hear about Robert ?
Alphabetty: Ya he pisses perfection into a cup of Godliness
Money, cash, $$$
Derived from Robert De Niro. De Niro being close to dinero which means money in spanish
"Don't be spendin all your roberts on that shit!"
That weird short kid in your 7th grade class that can't say his R's, molests all of the other boys, and has his own mafia. He has excessive knowledge of WWII, and 'hails hitler' instead of the pledge. He drives fear into the hearts of children, but gets away with it because he looks and sounds like an eight year old.
"Hey isn't Robert the kid who threatened to eat your family tree?"
"Yeah, he asked me if I wanted a swastika on my wrist."
Robert-“hey bois I gotta leave Haileys calling”
Morgan-“king of simps”
Austin-“she only loves him for his simp juice”
A very small thing that claims he would beat anyone up when in reality he’s 5’2 and can’t go on rollercoasters. His cat has more power than him and people only like him because of R O G E R.
He is such a Robert
the funniest nigga you will ever meet, he might be mean at certain times but that’s only when you piss him off 😭 finest nigga when he gets a haircut
robert is so funny
This is a guy that will never leave a girl alone that he likes, he acts like a sass queen when he wants her to like him. He's just a creep that chats shit and wonders why things smell.
Oh my god, he's spoke to me again and he's being a creep
Ohhh you mean he's being a Robert