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In 2 weeks at State all of this can happen.... 3 people in jail, one in mexican jail! a sleepover at a mexican taxi cab drivers house, 3 drunk girls wet the bed, 3 hospital visits. taking care of drunk RA's, floor whore gets around some more, watch out for couples in the shower(straight and gay) and unlocked doors, roomate violence and walks of shame! oh ya and all of this is told to you the next morning b/c you obviously blacked out!!
Roomate A: i have a test today
Roomate B: what class?
Roomate A: no, i think i have Herpes!
Roomate B: ya know what they say, 1 in 4 girls have an STD at San Diego State
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When you shit the bed and blame it on the other person you are sleeping with. To properly pull off you must clean yourself up in the middle of the night, wipe shit inside the other persons pants and go back to sleep. In the morning the joke is on them!
I was totally wasted last night and shit the bed. Fortunately I pulled off a successful San Diego Steamer and she never found out it was me.
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A school located in San Diego. Home to the SDSU Aztecs and some of the hottest girls around. Parties are about as common as rice in China. Also has a parking lot that is more jammed up than the 405 freeway on friday afternoon.
If you're a true San Diegan, or one of the many NorCalers that wish they were, you probably go to this school!
Guy 1: I go to UCSB
Guy 2: I go to Chico State
Guy 3: I go to San Diego State, fuck yeah!
Guys 1&2: We wish we partied as hard as you guys
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Originally established as the Los Angeles Chargers in 1960, they were dominant in the old AFL, winning the title in 1963 and 1964. After having 14 straight seasons of missing the playoffs, the finally returned to the postseason behind long time quarterback Dan Fouts, with 4 straight berths from 1979-82. After another 10 poor years, the Chargers had 3 playoff berths in the mid-90s, having their best ever season in 1994, when the lost in the Super Bowl. The Chargers were hindered by poor teams, despite having good players, for many years afterwards. They picked perhaps the biggest bust in NFL history when Ryan Leaf was selected number 1 overall at quarterback. Finally turned it around in 2004, with their only playoff berth in recent years, behind incredible runningback LaDainian Tomlinson.
"The San Diego Chargers see their dream run come to an end. They are dismantled by San Francisco in the Super Bowl."
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A San Diego Foghorn (similar to a San Diego Thank You) is when u give you partner a kiss while she is farting.
I served bean soup for dinner hoping to give my girl a San Diego Foghorn later that night.
San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.
Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.
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Kissing someone while they are defecating in a toilet.
"You're the worst date ever! Now go kiss him while he's pooping, give him a San Diego Kiss. " -Roger; American Dad.
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