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A Team Fortress 2 play style in which the Heavy class doesn't use his minigun at all, replacing it with his secondary-shotgun, becoming a way tankier but also way less mobile scout. (because he's fat, obviously)
Screw it, i'm playing as Fat Scout.
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The cav is the "trailer trash" of the Army.
The dog's pregnant and the trash has been eaten, looks like the Cav Scouts have been here.
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A married or unmarried male who is all of what the Boy Scouts aspire to be in public or in private.
You were married and alone, but bragged up your family in mixed company. You didn't hit on me. You didn't touch my thigh or grab my arm. You met me in a public place each night, and sent me away as such. You were a gentleman. You pulled out my chair. You are what all women want, but none can achieve. You are a Boy Scout.
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A member of an organization that is miserably misunderstood. In the boyscouts most of the boys spend their time playing with knives, fire,and guns. Most people say they are wimpy nerds when in fact most of them are experts with knives and could kill you from fifty feet with a spoon. On camping trips they play knife games and try to set everything they can on fire. Boy scouts do not learn good values and how to eat bugs they become experts with dangerous weapons.
Average guy: Hey look it's a wimpy little boyscout hahaha.
Boy Scout:...
Average guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!(lying on ground with 6 knives in his chest, all of his fingers removed, set on fire, and three tomahawks in his stomach).
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An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.
"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"
"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"
"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"
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A girl that's so promiscuous it's like she goes looking for an STD.
Rhianna is a dirty Crab Scout.
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The sine qua non of the Scouting movement.
The Scout Oath:
On my honor,
I will do my best
to do my duty
to God and my country,
to obey the Scout Law,
to help other people at all times
and to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
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