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A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.
“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!
“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”
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haley sharpe is a beautiful women that everybody falls for.she is a very sensitive person but is very caring.to her long beautiful hair to her perfect body.her smile lights up the whole room. haley is a special person.
‘is that haley sharpe?’
‘yup. that’s my girlfriend’
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An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?
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Ones who favorite word is “Skip”. This person mutters “Skip in his sleep when nobody’s around.
Ur such a Shannon Sharp just shut the fuck up for once in your life.
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A hamburger that is able to cut due to its sharpness
You wanna know how I got this scars?
Sharp hamburger
To argue in favour of an opinion in a ridiculous manor to the point where the opposition can’t even argue back because your argument was so retarded. This also includes use of logical loopholes.
David-“Thomas used Sharp’s Lexicon the other day when arguing if you could float on water covered in oil.”
Sam-“What a retard”
beautiful, handsome, sexy..... the whole package
wow is that guy named evan sharpe???
I think soo.... HAVE MY KIDS!!!