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A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.
Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?
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The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.
I totally shovel slammed my teacher. He has an imprint of my penis on his cheek.
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Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it
Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.
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A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
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A hairstyle where the fringe is flicked up like a shovel.
Damien Mullens hair is le shovel
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An individual who makes achieving tangible results difficult, all while creating the perception of achieving results often through the use of convoluted / complicated emails and/or PowerPoint.
Cloud shovelers are masters of obfuscation