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When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.
Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!
When you're in a lecture hall at college/university & you secretly have a buttplug in the whole time
"That girl was totally doing The Sneaky Melly in 3rd period the other day"
When someone is extremely sneaky and hides in the shadows
that boy is a sneaky ekey
Is the act of jerking off into a shampoo or conditioner bottle of some brutal looking bar hag that you just picked up because she wouldn't give you any action.
I pulled a Sneaky Aaron on that bitch, she's gettin my load over the top of her head wether she wants it or not!
Sneaky Tzatziki is a feat only accomplishable by those with foreskin still intact. It is when you pinch the foreskin and make a knot holding all your cum inside like a balloon ready to explode. Sneaky Tzatsiki is giving her a finger in the ass and when she turns around, burst the jizzbomb straight onto her face.
Man, this girl wouldn't let me nut in her face so I pulled a sneaky tzatziki on her lol!
During anal intercourse in doggy style the man reaches around to the woman's face, sticks his index fingers in her mouth and forces her to smile.
Variations:
If you are really Sneaky you can keep a pie tin in the room, fill it with whip cream, and pie her in the face before or during the smile.
Dude what was with Jess's face last night it was covered in whip cream.
Ah dude, I Sneaky Clowned her!
1. A girl who acts like shes your friend to your face while secretly trying to get with your boyfriend.
2. A girl who tries to hook up with a guy she knows has a girlfriend.
1. I thought Anne was my friend but it turns out she was just a SNEAKY BITCH
2. I caught that SNEAKY BITCH talking to my boyfriend!
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