The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.
*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.
When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet
I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.
When your dog has diarrhea and it sounds exactly like Joe biden speaking
My dog has had biden splatter so long that people are lining up outside my house for a handout
A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.
After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.
Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night
To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.
I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.
2. Another name for shooting off sperm
The act of shitting ones self after a series of solid shits, then you accidentally release diarrhea out of your bunghole and it splatters in your underwear.
I had a Scatter Splatter Incident after a long night of partying.