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Spoon

If you try to reply a dis with the same kind of dis, like; Person A: "Your mama is so fat", Person B: "No, your mama is so fat". OR Person A: "Why are you so so ugly?" Person B: "Because you are ugly"

"Don't hit me with the same spoon"
"Don't hit me with my spoon"
"Let my spoon be"
"Don't spoon me"

by Abra-Cadabra February 21, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spooning

Hard dick pressed against a females ass, titty on one hand, other hand fingering pussy while in the act of kissing her neck.

1.Hey bro so did your girlfriend go over last night?

2. Yeah, we were spooning on my couch the entire night, it was amazing!

by wolfhaley666 January 15, 2014

94๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoons

Spoons is a game where you and a couple of friends stop into a local fast food restaurant and grab a fist full of plastic spoons, then drive into the red light district.
Once your there, you throw the spoons at hookers from your car, and if you miss you have to get out of the car and pick it up.
Who ever is least beat up at the end of the game wins!

Billy asked john if he wanted to play a game of spoons.
John stared blankly at Billy, slightly dueling from the side of his mouth.
John hasn't been the same since the hooker punched him in the side of the head.

by KING BEAN August 18, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


spooning

the act of a man or woman lying behind a man or woman so they fit together like spoons

yeah me and joey were spooning all night.

by heheheheheheheeeeehheh January 20, 2009

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spooning

where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with

im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me

by bojodojo June 12, 2011

96๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


spoon

a fucking utensil.

dirty minded fuck.

I'll use a spoon to eat my cereal.

by an existant of this planet January 11, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spoon

Spoon is an insult from New Zealand, with a similar meaning to numpty, egg, or dick. If someone calls you a spoon it pretty much means you're being a bit of a dumbass, idiot, clown or a dick. If you are called a spoon you should either stop what youre doing, or defend yourself by calling them an insut bearing a similar meaning e.g. egg or dick.

"Aw you fuckin' spoon, you dropped my maccas!"
"Don't call me a fuckin' spoon, you dick"

by Saxy Sam December 17, 2019

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