A prank involving opening the front of a targets pants, pouring hot water down them, and then grabbing his nuts hard.
Yeah that chav, we gave him a hard squeezing teabag
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The act of getting a guy off by squeezing his dick fromt he outside of his jeans. Perfect compliment to the 'Slack Squidge'.
Dude #1 - How far did she go last night?
Dude #2 - I just got a little Jean Squeeze.
dude #1 - Not bad.
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Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.
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The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
to jerk off, masturbate
stop squeezing the chicken
Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.
I partied way too hard this weekend. Itβs monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.