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When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.
Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!
When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other
Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.
Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?
That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.
Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him
Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.
Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels