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The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache
Shit! I have to shave. I'm starting to get a Crosby 'Stache!
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A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.
bearers of the power 'stache include:
Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car
Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.
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The act of blowing your load all over a girl's face and smearing it across the top of her upper lip in the form of a mustache.
Lenny: Dude, you never showed last night, where were you?
Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!
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Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.
"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1
"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2
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sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache
HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!
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A transvestite, transgendered, or transexual mtf (male to female) person who has not yet shaved off his mustache. This gives the appearance of a woman with a mustache. This causes a conflict between the desired feminine appearance and the masculine mustache.
Stache clashes are often committed by males who are not yet ready to fully feminize themselves.
Fred: "Hey look, that woman has a mustache!"
Joe: "No, thats just a transvestite. Wow, what a stache clash..."
Fred:" Yeah, why dress up like a girl, but still keep the mustache?"
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the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.
Dude, look at this meat stache i gave Bryce last night while he was passed out in front of Canadian's.
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