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A brand of rolling tobacco sold in the uk that tastes like the smell of paint. Only smoked because of it's cheap price tag.
Person 1: I had a sterling rollie today it tasted disgusting but it was all I had.
Person 2: Ah that's sterling rolling tobacco for you, shit tastes like the smell of paint.
Person 1: Yeah that's what that taste was even dry stale water damaged Mayfairs taste nicer.
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Official term for a Hot Tub owned by a Dick from Sterling Illinois
Ritchie is heading to the Sterling Sperm Bank tonight
Real smart, nice booty. Doesn't like talking about about his vagina even tho it's beautiful and squid-ish. He makes all my holes queef with a joyous sound.
Look at Dustin James Sterling he is.
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from a small town in south jersey. everyone in that school thinks they’re the shit when in reality it’s only because of daddy’s money. the girls who play field hockey and soccer think they own the place while the football “jocks” mainly consist of weirdo freshman that like to take pictures of people and make fun of anyone that looks different than them. most of the white guys get hurt over nothing because their masculinity is fragile, and because they have nothing better to do than complain about their life because they have faced no hardships whatsoever. there are some fucking weirdos though. on the other table we have the racist, homophobic, and ableist kids who say “ret*rd” and make gay jokes when in reality they act more gay with their friends than actual gay people. the school board doesn’t give a fuck about us because and that’s another reason why we don’t have buses but somehow we have a soccer field, a track, a football field, a fitness center, a pool, a batting cage, a baseball field, a kitchen for specific cooking classes, etc but yet we can’t afford to fix the air conditioning or the heating because the schools temperature is fucked up.
- written by someone who actually pays attention
person one ; “i don’t understand why Sterling High School only cares about showing sports related things on Channel 19”
person two ; “that’s because they have to cover up the fact they’re a shitty school with shitty people in it so they latch onto the fact that they have hella sports teams.”
The worst fuckin place to spend your junior year.
"Mr. Vogts is a fag"
"That's rough dude. Do you go to Sterling High School?"
"Does Max Dutton like that dick?"
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the act of licking someone's asshole.
That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.
A place where people send nudes of themselves through the school’s messaging app, kids are putting oranges and other shit in the walls, and if you get caught lacking without your ID Mr. Redman resizes your asshole while all you can think is “Hey young man”.
4/10, would not recommend
“Hey I’m thinking of going to Sterling High school”
“Nah don’t go there, they’re fruity asl”
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