Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

Tsing Shi Tao

Chinese general of significant power and fortitude, Class AAA, stationed currently at Base Ox, Chengdu, China. His charm more than makes up for his lack of proficiency as a general, when he uses his nuke cannon stockpiles as firework delivery systems on Chinese new year.

'The wonderous green glow'

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Bu cat tao

Suck my dick in vietnamese

Screw you suck my dick bu cat tao

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chij tao payoh

Got too many gangster my grandma see them without belt and faint. Look like maternity dress your mother would wish them well for pregnancy

"chij tao payoh gangsters are kind of terrifying but the other woman are so sweet my mother fall in love."

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hu tao swag

a very wholesome youtuber with rather "interesting" jokes.

"did you see the new hu tao swag video?"
"yea! that joke was so original and "interesting"."

tsing tao

A Chinese phrase for "Dumby"

That guy is such a Tsing Tao.

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Ta ta tao

A celebration of happiness or describing something as being awesome

I was so happy when liverpool won the league I was like ta ta tao, ta ta tao, ta ta tao ta ta tao, ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tata tata tao

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