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The act in which two individuals make physical contact by scraping their teeth together.
This cannot be done easily in a natural situation, like kissing. The two people must position their heads and mouths awkwardly, in a manner in which they can rub their teeth against anothers.
The sensation created is similar to eating with a fork, and when you pull the fork out of your mouth, it makes a distasteful "scratching" noise. The feeling may bring about numbness, hysteria, and a temporary deafness (due to the shrieking noise created when the teeth collide).
It has been said that scratching teeth may replace waterboarding as a form of torture in the near future.
Christian- "Did you hear what Justin did last night?"
Dan- "Yeah. He was totally scratching teeth with that girl from Utah. Yuck!"
Christian- "We need to get him to the nearest psychiatric ward."
Dan- "We'll do it live."
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Teeth Melter is when a girl is performing fellatio on a man, and the man procedes to ejaculate in her mouth without warning. When she opens her mouth the semen dripping off of her teeth makes them appear to be melting.
That stripper was a filthy bitch, so I gave her a teeth melter instead of cumming on her tits.
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Slang term used to emphasize anything that exceeds expectations. Outside of the U.S., understanding of this term is low, but international usage and acceptance is on the rise.
Origin: United States, smartphone autocorrect
Stan: Hey, Doug when are you coming back to the U.S. for a visit?
Doug: Im not coming back for a visit, got the green card, will be staying for a bit lad.
Stan: Boom. Teeth.
Doug: What the bloody hell does that mean? I'm not from America.
Stan: You have much to learn my foreign friend.
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Some are here and some are there...
Bart said, "She's good lookin but she has some Summer Teeth...I'd shrimp her anyway."
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A misheard version of the phrase "el positive." Means "things are going great!" or "That's great!"
Whoa man, nipples and teeth! I'm so excited for you!
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Oversized bared teeth, normally looking down at the viewer.
They all have the "Socialist teeth" showing in their avatars too.
My Socialist teeth are evenly distributed in my mouth.
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In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.
Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?
No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.
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