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Tom brady

The fucking G.O.A.T

Did you see tom Brady fucking comeback and win the fucking game against peice of shit Matt Ryan and the little bitch ass fucking falcons

by Lazarbeam do madden videos August 12, 2017

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Tom Brady

Proof that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time.

Bill Belichick turned Tom Brady, a man with the athletic prowess of a dying monkey with down syndrome, into the winningest quarterback of all time.

by UsedPizza January 21, 2019

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Pull a Tom Brady

To pull a Tom Brady is to change one's mind after a big time decision.

Ex.

Charlie: oh btw Rebecca and I are back together...

Cole: dudeee did you just pull a Tom Brady?

by YeshQueen March 16, 2022


Tom Brady and the Bratriots

Tom Brady is so good, they renamed the team from the "New England Patriots" to the " New England Bratriots"

TOM BRADY AND THE BRATRIOTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

by Sir Thomas Edison II September 20, 2010

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Pull a Tom Brady

The act of deflating one or more professional game balls to get into the super bowl.

Did he just pull a Tom Brady?

by CalebisGay August 29, 2015

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Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.

1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

by Edwin December 4, 2005

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Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

β€œIn the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back β€” the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016