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Sweat that pools in your underwear under your balls subsequently causing your balls to wrinkle and then dry out and crack.
Aw man this heat is causing massive trench balls.
A smelly vagina, often projecting the aroma of stale crab paste or the contents of a fly ridden dustbin. A term coined in the 19th century but exemplified by pineapple headed chavs who appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.
Marcus: Where's Shaz tonight?
Gareth: Standing on her head in the shower I hope. I ain't going down on that tart till she's toned down the stink trench.
'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.
"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
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A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.
That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...
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Point blank ....Lesbian
Rosie is a trench licker.
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When two people have a thumb war up someones butthole
Ex: Mark: Yo dude how did it go with two guys and one girl last night?Did you get any action?
Luke: Let's just say i am boss at trench wars
Mark: beanz
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Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.
Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.
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