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Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.
Damn, dude... that slampig was so fuckin' filthy, I HAD to triple bag it!
When a person attempts to take three dicks in the mouth, much like the double dicker, inspired by the picnicface movie roller town.
A triple dicker is simply a one up on a double dicker, instead of blowing two dicks at a time, you would be attempting to blow three.
Sir Ace in the Hole wanted to blow three dicks, he had two manly dicks, and a womanly dick, and gave head to them all, so he pulled a triple dicker. He blew them all at once.
Shit, shower, and shave. What people need to do before leaving their residence.
Lenny did the triple S’s before his date with Roxy.
In scatodynamics, the triple point of a feces is the temperature and pressure at which three phases (for example, gas, liquid, and solid) of shit coexist in thermodynamic equilibrium. This is the perfect storm of gastrointestinal problems.
Chris was riding in the car and wasn't sure if he had to fart, shit, or maybe have diarrhea. "I think I'm at the triple point!" he exclaimed.
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The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple nutz jump on camera.
Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.
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Triple sec is a strong, clear orange-flavored liqueur. It is sweet, but not cloying.
In addition to the generic brand Triple Sec, Curaçao, Cointreau, and Grand Marnier are also triple secs.
While triple sec usually would mean "triple dry", it here mans "triple distilled".
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When one needs to Shit, Shower, and Shave in any order.
Custom: I'm using the bathroom.
Nifty: Going to be long?
Custom: I'm taking a Triple S.
Nifty: You better let me go first...
Custom: Ok I'll wait.
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