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A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses to refer to the state of being a Jehovah’s Witness (JW). It is based on the assumption that the JW faith is the one true religion and is the only one that teaches “the truth.”
Synonyms: One of us, baptized, in good standing
Antonyms: Disfellowshipped, apostate, out of the truth (or simply “out”), worldly people
Example 1
JW 1: “How long have you been in the truth?”
JW 2: “My whole life, I was raised in the truth.”
Example 2
JW 1: “Is Roger still in the truth? I saw him hanging out with some worldly people.”
JW 2: “Oh no, he’s out. He got disfellowshipped for knocking up his girlfriend.”
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The truth is the strech of skin between an arsehole and a pussy.
One slip, and your in the shit, and thats the truth.
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there are only two genders
my friend may just be retarded, he says there are as many genders as you want and his is "17". The truth, however, is that there are ONLY TWO GENDERS and he is a boy.
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Apple computers, ipods, etc. are a horrible waste of time & money.
Idiot #1: Dude, I bought this awesome mac yeasterday!
Idiot #2: Awesome! How is it?
Idiot #1: Well, I can't seem to do all the stuff I normally need to do on a computer... but it's popular so it must be cool somehow!
Intelligent Human: Hey you want to know the truth? Ever heard of anything from Apple being of high quality? No, didn't think so, you fags!
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Something that can be proved as beneficial or relavent. But nothing is true on this earth.
Everything is a lie, no matter what Wal*mart tells you.
And if you do know the truth, you are either..
A.) God
B.) George W Bush
or C.) Yo momma.
The truth is out there, but I forgot the URL.
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A beautiful girl who always has ur side. She’s one in millions!! She’s the prettiest girl ever and she’ll always make you smile when ur sad. she’s very funny and will always make you laugh even when she’s not trying. She has great style and has over 7 hoodies. But overall she’s the most beautiful, kindhearted, sweet, loving, funny, caring person ever and she’ll love you till the end and will always be by ur side. LOVE HER TO THE MOON AND BACK 100 TIMES!!❤️😃❤️
girl 1- omg see that beautiful girl over there
girl 2- yeah she probably gets all the boys
girl 1- ya she’s also is so nice to everyone she probably has so many friends
girl 2- yeah i wish i was like her and her names beautiful.. Truth 😍
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What can be verified. Not contained in the supernatural or holy books. The Amish do vaccinate and some do indeed have Autism; it is only a myth that they do not. The government isn't out to get you. Evolution's occurrence is an empirical fact, and there's far more than likely no god.
"What is the truth about vaccinations?"
"It's biologically impossible to get Autism from them."
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