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Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
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When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
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When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
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Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face
My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.
the word nana would use when talkin about papa's junk in front of a mixed crowd, for example, the grand kids, virgins,Mormons,etc... " Whoopie" term used on the newlywed game describing sex. "Dazzler" grandiose or a little bit more than the regular guy!
pa let out quite a scream the other night when he caught his Whoopie Dazzler in the zipper of his pants
basically the word nana would use to describe papas junk in a mixed or maturity challenged room.
after pa tried a viagra the whoopie dazzler was at full mast i tried giving him a old fashioned but i had to tap out
Having an exceptionally "smart" look on your face after doing something dumb, like the goofy old 70s nigger cartoons.
She was amused at the whoopy-look on Beth's face after being caught in a lie.