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Xbox Ahoy! or Xbox Ahoy (Real Name:Stuart Brown) Is a very popular youtuber and gamer from UK. Who post tactics, tips and guides for video games(specially Xbox 360 games).
Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.
(1) Boy 1: Man are you watchin' this?
Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...
(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...
Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!
(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?
Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...
Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down๏ปฟ the LAW...
Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!
(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!
Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!
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The dude with a corny ass gamertag that tried to sound cool for example (Black Dragon) or (deathraider45) some shit like that youโll know one when you see them. Also theyโll usually have a vacuum going on in the background while a baby cries. They also uses numbers as letters as a substitute for example D1eh4rdg4m3r Also uses 2005 iPhone headphones for there mic and talked thought a kinnect Or any one who is expected of speaking Spanish.
Hey look thereโs an Xbox Mexican. Hey kick that kid from the game dudes definitely an Xbox Mexican. Dam I canโt believe I almost got killed by that Xbox Mexican look at his corny ass name. Another example would be if they use there C and K wrong for example Skorpion Destoyer
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When a group of friends play Xbox until they all pass out holding their controllers and wearing their headset.
yo dawg, me and jc are going to have an xbox sleepover and pwn n00bz on Call of Duty Black Ops until we knock out.
Sex while parents are home. Stealth fucking him reverse cowgirl seated under cover of playing xbox. For extended unobserved periods easily transition to anal spoon position with fast recovery to gaming. Requires second controller and rapid refractory.
Score points by number of sequential orgasms, minutes of uninterrupted stroking, noise level, staying hard during parental interruption, speed of remount, jizz volume, fingering her while mounted while playing actual xbox game, blowjob to keep him hard, both talking dirty into gaming headsets.
Lose points for masturbating to get hard, premature ejaculation, penetration fumble, dying in game by pleasure distraction, not maintaining pumping rhythm while playing xbox game, sex noise that attracts attention, soft after jizzing, not bearing down on penis, farting during anal spoon, not keeping his penis hard while in stealth.
For best results gal should have crotchless shorts with fabric flap and guy should have fly without harsh zipper teeth. Guy seated on floor slouched legs extended towards xbox, gal seated in lap facing xbox. When parents not looking gal mounts penis out fly reverse cowgirl seated. Xbox sex puts her in control except max penetration depth when stealth seated.
xbox sex is not ideal with puberty dick. Magnul XL girth and length preferred for her pleasure with minimum motions especially ribbed or many veins. Seven'' length by five and a half'' girth any less is short or skinny or both. Go soft for stealth unmount after either orgasm or surprise parental visit mid stroke.
Both lean over to anal spoon from xbox sex with heads towards door or parental observation direction for counter-surveillance switching to anal orifice as cum receptacle.Better than average length makes position transition easier. Inexperienced gal more easily convinced into anal with below average girth. More girth always preferable.
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a shock humor gif meme on ironic discord servers, consisting of a video of a black man riding on a blue dildo with the caption "xbox niggas be like"
guy: *posts the gif*
everyone else: yo he posted xbox niggas, he's getting banned.
guy: *gets banned*
everyone else: :nazimod: free my nigga
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Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it
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