yak

The word that you say when nothing else seems appropriate.

Question...."Where did I come from??"
Answer... "hmmm....Yak!"

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yak the whip

to steal yo mammas car

hey bro i'm finna yak the whip and come scoop ya

prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

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yak

This is another work for being sick

Instead of saying omg i gonna be sick, you would say omg im gonna Yak!!!!

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Yak

What happens when a cat eats too fast, usually resulting in a pile of slimy undigested food that you find when you step on it...sometimes mixed with hair from grooming.

Oh gross...I just stepped in a pile of cat-yak!

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yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

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Yik Yak

A mobile app college kids use to anonymously talk shit and post witty things to people nearby.

Some frat bro is talking mad shit on Yik Yak.

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