Random
Source Code
Random
A bro wearing a Ed Hardy T-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. Coined by The Soup host, and stand-up comedian, Joel McHale.
Look at that douche cape at the bar.
43👍 12👎
The heart and soul of the punk band, Lagwagon. Also 1/5 of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, lead vox of Bad Astronaut, Afterburner, and his own solo acoustic project.
"Everything Joey Cape touches turns into gold (musically)."
16👍 3👎
A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.
Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.
32👍 9👎
When the back, specifically the lats, are worked out so hard that they, overtime, turn into solid steel. It is as if the man with the ripped back is wearing a cape, hence the term 'skin cape'.
'Dude, what is that on your back?', said the skinny man to the ripped fella on the lat-pulldown machine. 'Its my skin cape, its real, and its bulletproof.'
29👍 8👎
good hearted, fisherman, alcoholics that live for their beer. Hate tourists but we encourage you to leave your daughters. Drive around with barefeet, no shirts, don't give a fuck attitude. Gentlemen in mind but scumbags at heart. Bonfires, a 6er, and a fishing pole. Our home is your vacation bitch.
Cape Guys are the shit that don't worry about time wasted. Only we are wasted.
87👍 32👎
The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.
The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.
A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
Take your cape off and stop playing cape man