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taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon
that shit was crocodile dung
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It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.
Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"
Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."
When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.
Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.
Pussy so tight feels like a alligators bite when you put your dick in it but its an crocodile pussy, so you can't pull out when you cum.
That bitch had a mean case of crocodile Pussy. Last night didn’t know if I could pull it out
a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)
Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.
Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)