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The Alamos Disease is like the Hanahaki Disease, but instead of flowers their diamonds. It's a fictional disease, sometimes used in fanfictions, cosplay and fanart.
On the victim's body will grow crystals on their body and start to fall apart from rejections from their love/crush. The illness can be cured through surgical removal, however the romantic feelings and the memory of the person will be removed with the infection.
the "Almaas Disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it.
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Turning yellow and becoming a racist fuck
Kid1:”what’s wrong with Timmy”
Kid2:”oh he’s got trump disease
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A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
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This is a disease where you can't remember shit.
- Do you have CRS disease or something?
- What's CRS disease?
- It's a disease where you can't remember shit.
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People on the internet have pictures of themselves in which they look far more attractive than they really are. Quite often from odd angles, unique lighting, or a combination of both.
On MySpace girls often look quite beautiful because they select pictures that make them look much better than they really are.
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A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.
My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.
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it is something you were born with, and it shows up when you reach your highest level of dumbass possible
Paul just realized he has the dumbass disease.
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