Random
Source Code
Random
The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.
He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!
When the idea of earthquakes or wanting to experience an earthquake turns you on. Wanting to be dominated by someone or something that goes by the name of earthquake.
The sheer wonder and thought of getting dominated by her friend Earthquake whilst experiencing an earthquake finally lead her to have an intense earth-shattering orgasm
She got off by the sheer thought of being dominated by an earthquake
She thought it was hot seeing her friend experience an earthquake like orgasm. That’s when she knew she had an earthquake kink
A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.
P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.
Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?
Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.
Bryan: FO REALZ?
Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!
How to spell earthquake if you're stupid
At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".
Another way or the meteorological way of saying the Earth's headaches...
Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...
person 1:how to survive earthquake person 2:tell your momma not to fall outta bed