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Giving somebody backshots so hard that their toes curl up and rip the sheets.
I gave Jackie an Egyptian Earthquake last night. She loved it so much!
The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.
He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
When an individual feels like his surroundings are like an earthquake. It's pretty self-explanatory! One needs to take medication to lower the symptoms.
Oh no! My earthquake syndrome is kicking in! *rumbling noises*
Another way or the meteorological way of saying the Earth's headaches...
Wow did you hear about that earthquake in Mexico....
Yea..but it wasn't just an earthquake...it was the Earth's headaches...
person 1:how to survive earthquake person 2:tell your momma not to fall outta bed
An earthquake is the perceptible shaking of the surface of the earth which can be violent enough to destroy major building and kill thousands of people, the severity of the shaking can be barley felt or violent enough to toss people around.
The Christchurch earthquake killed 185 people and destroyed the Christchurch Cathedral.
It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!