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gopher rat

Big ass rat. That jackson dosnt believe in but its totally real ya dum dum

That gopher rat is huge

by Tncj55 August 24, 2017


Gash Gopher

Another word for a penis

My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.

by DirtyGrammarian June 3, 2018


golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 13, 2016


Hillbilly Gopher

a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.

The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher

by smartz101 November 30, 2010


Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014


soap gopher

a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap

Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?

by DrKhnipfter March 15, 2012


gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010