Big ass rat. That jackson dosnt believe in but its totally real ya dum dum
That gopher rat is huge
Another word for a penis
My gash gopher has been happily tunneling through some new grass recently.
When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.
My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,
a highly derogatory term toward a female. Particularly one who is extremely intelligent.
The girl with the highest test grade is such a Hillbilly Gopher
Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.
You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.
a derogatory term for a male homosexual that spends time in public showers waiting for another man to drop his bar of soap
Did you see that soap gopher checking you out in the showers at the gym earlier?
The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.
Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.