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Slang for the word Cross-Land.
To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
An X-Land is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
An X-Land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
An X-Land never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar.
An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
"The other day that X-Land followed me around doing nothing as I ate my taco. When i turned around, he was so close behind me, I thought he was going to kiss me"
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land..."
ME- "Hey X-Land, what you thinking?"
X-Land- "....."
ME- "Thats what I thought."
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A shit that is so large that it emerges from the toilet water like a mid-oceanic island.
Jim - Hey Jackson! The dump I just took is so long it's sticking outta water!
Jackson - *looks in toilet* "LAND HO!"
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A phrase used to describe working with or spending time with idiots.
Oh great...it's Monday...off to the Land of the Stupids.
Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''
When you're driving through an area that smells like someone ripped a giant one and you can't even roll down the windows to save yourself! You're stuck driving with your nose crinkled up & trying to breath into your shirt.
I drove through a land fart yesterday on my way to the office . I couldn't escape the smell for miles & it totally ruined my morning commute!
The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.
Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!
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Firemen- They drive around in the big red pirate ships to pilage and plunder inside of your house while putting out the fire. thanks for putting out the fire, where is grandmothers pearls?
Here come the land pirates arrrr! hide your wallet!
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