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When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.
Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.
A tree that has a very distinct smell of human cum. Can ruin anyones day if you get a whiff of it.
Bro I just smelled some callery pear tree. Now I’m hungry.
Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.
David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.
To grow a pear is to start acting like a man and suck it up or get over it.
DUMPIE- she just broke up with me!
FRIEND- dude just grow a pear and suck it up.
OR:
BOYFRIEND- blah blah blah
PISSED GIRLFRIEND- listen, when you grow a pear call me back!
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Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.
(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!
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very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.
Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.
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